Entertainment Report

Hey all! My name is Jill and I'm your new Entertainment Reporter for Go Blue Radio! I'll be covering movies, television, radio, & my boyfriend: the internet (I love you so much baby). Hit me up if there's anything in particular you'd like me to cover!


Movies opening this weekend:

Fred Claus


"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! The bad reviews are headed straight for us!"


Now I know that Santa has a "Naughty" & a "Nice" list, but I also like to think he has an "Insufferable Douchebag" list filled with people who make crappy Christmas movies about him. Tim Allen is on the list (IMDB tells me that he made 3 of those shitty "Santa Clause" movies AND "Christmas With The Kranks" so he's probably #1). So is Ben Affleck ("Surviving Christmas"). And even Arnold Schwarzenegger ("Jingle All The Way"...to hell). And now Vince Vaughn and Paul Giamatti have earned their place on the list with this very special crapfest. And if you pay $10 to go see this movie, YOU'LL end up on the list too.

P.S. People on the "Insufferable Douchebag" list only receive non-fictions books and savings bonds for Christmas.


Lions For Lambs



Seconds after this photo was taken Leo enjoyed a fine breakfast of lamb chops.

This is the kind of movie that gives liberal Hollywood a bad name. We get it Hollywood -- you don't like the war and you think Bush is a big fat liar face. I'm not saying I disagree, but stop making stupid movies about it. At one point in the preview Tom Cruise actually says "Do you want to win the war on terror? YES OR NO?!" No Maverick, I don't.




P2


"Why is my movie set in such a lame location?!"

A pretty girl gets locked in an underground parking lot overnight and is terrorized by a mysterious man. I imagine that the mysterious man is just the parking attendant trying to get her to pay $17.5o for 15 minutes of parking. Scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaary...



Steal A Pencil For Me



This movie is in limited release so I wouldn't normally talk about it if not for its description:


"What's worse: being stuck in a Nazi concentration camp or being forced to live there with your wife and your girlfriend?"

Ummmmmm, I think it's probably the concentration camp. Although the silver lining is that, under such life and death circumstances, you could probably definitely convince your wife and girlfriend to have a threesome with you.





In other news, here's why you should support the writer's strike that's happening in Hollywood right now even though it means reruns and more bad reality TV: