Snoooooooooooooooooop!

I must apologize for the absence. I know its been a hot minute since I've posted anything new but is it just me or is the new Snoop Dogg song, Sensual Seduction, the best song ever! And does anyone agree with me that video is even more amazing?! Keep up the good work Snoop and don't let your pointless reality show that's a complete ripoff of Run's House slow you down!




This has nothing to do with music, but click here to check out one of the most creepy/disturbing videos ever made!

Age 6 Gender Issues.

So take a second and examine the picture below. Take a good hard look at it and tell me what you see? Do you see Celine Dion and her 6 year old daughter? Well, that's what I see. But I was wrong. Until I read the caption on top of the picture, I honestly thought it was a girl. It is in fact a boy. So why does this young man look like he's already having gender issues? Perhaps he's been listening to his mom's music way too much or maybe it's because they're French-Canadian? One will never know. Let's hope he gets his hair cut soon so all the other masculine French-Canadian kids don't bitch smack him.

WTF?!

Sooooooooooo, a few weeks ago "The Office" aired an episode that involved Dwight entering the online role-playing world of Second Life. "CSI: NY" also did an episode about Second Life. Not wanting imaginary television characters to think I was lame (I like to imagine that all the characters on TV think of me as a god-like figure that watches over them and laughs at all their funny jokes), I decided to do a little research about Second Life.

And because I'm a pervert, my research quickly centered on a very important question: can you have s-e-x on Second Life? I mean, I figured that you could have plain old cyber sex, but could you actually make your avatar (a fancy pants word for the 'hotter than you actually are in real life' cartoon character that you create with Second Life) do the dirty nasty with another avatar? Well, here's what I found:



Not only can you make your avatars have doggy style sex, but you can also accidentally have gay sex with BATMAN. What a brave new world we live in. This is the real reason those scientists invented the internet.