WTF?!

Sooooooooooo, a few weeks ago "The Office" aired an episode that involved Dwight entering the online role-playing world of Second Life. "CSI: NY" also did an episode about Second Life. Not wanting imaginary television characters to think I was lame (I like to imagine that all the characters on TV think of me as a god-like figure that watches over them and laughs at all their funny jokes), I decided to do a little research about Second Life.

And because I'm a pervert, my research quickly centered on a very important question: can you have s-e-x on Second Life? I mean, I figured that you could have plain old cyber sex, but could you actually make your avatar (a fancy pants word for the 'hotter than you actually are in real life' cartoon character that you create with Second Life) do the dirty nasty with another avatar? Well, here's what I found:



Not only can you make your avatars have doggy style sex, but you can also accidentally have gay sex with BATMAN. What a brave new world we live in. This is the real reason those scientists invented the internet.